Snakes on a Plane without Samuel LJ

An Australian airliner was grounded after four baby pythons escaped from their container in the aircraft's hold.

The snakes, just six inches long, were among 12 Stimson's pythons being flown from Alice Springs to Melbourne.

At first it was thought the reptiles may have been eaten by the other snakes, but this was discounted after they were weighed on landing.

Passengers were transferred to other aircraft. The jet was fumigated but the snakes' bodies are yet to be found.

Links
Snakes escape on Qantas flight [BBC]
Stimson's python [Wiki]
Snakes on a Plane [IMDB]

Jackson gets his (crystal-encrusted) glove back

The anticipated Michael Jackson tour looks to be saving Jacko from all his financial worries or at least current ones as yesterday the upcoming Neverland auction has been cancelled.

Items that were listed in the auction included his infamous white glove and the gates to the Neverland Ranch.

Links
Jackson Property Sale Cancelled [BBC]
Michael Jackson [Wiki]

Want to date Lohan?

Newly single Lindsay Lohan has made a internet dating video parody for the comedy website FunnyorDie.com.

It's refreshing to see Lindsay so self aware:

"I'm a workaholic, a shopaholic and according to the state of California, an alcoholic," said the actress in the skit for comedy website Funnyordie.com.

"We'll crash a few parties, a car or two," continues "newly single" Lohan, who is on probation for drink driving.

The video will appear on dating site eHarmony and can be seen on the FunnyorDie.com website.

Links
Lohan makes internet dating video [BBC]
Funny or Die [funnyordie.com]
Lindsay Lohan [Wiki]
Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony profile [FunnyorDie.com]

George Harrison gets his own star

George Harrison has been awarded his own Hollywood star on the walk of fame eight years after his death.

Close friends and family celebrated. "There's someone here from every important stage of George's life and career," Harrison's widow, Olivia, said.

Links
Hollywood gives George Harrison his own star [CNN]
George Harrison [Wiki]
Hollywood Walk of Fame [Wiki]

J'Lo's behind is the Ultimate

Winner of series five of Britain's version of Dancing with the Stars - Strictly Come Dancing - wants to beef up her behind to emulate Jennifer Lopez's.

I wouldn't be surprised if she wants to emulate J'Lo's musical success too, who doesn't!

This reminds me of rumours that Jenny from the block insured her behind for a cool $1m but these have never been confirmed.

Links
Did Jennifer Lopez insure her butt? [Urban Legends]
I want J'Lo's bottom [Daily Mail]
Alesha Dixon [Wiki]
Jennifer Lopez [Wiki]
Strictly Come Dancing [Wiki]

Passion of the Divorce

Mel Gibson is divorcing after the 28 years of wedlock - in today's terms that is around 284 times longer than the usual Hollywood marriages - 28 years!

Divorcing in the state of California states that marital assets are divided in half and what with the Passion of Christ alone being a $600m plus earner, his wife won't have to worry too much, and rumours are that it will be quick and expense!
Fingers crossed it can be a quick and painless divorce especially as they have seven children one being as young as ten.

Russian starlet Oksana Pochepa aged 24 is claiming to be the mystery woman surrounding the Gibson's split.

Was it any coincidence that Mel's wife Robyn filed papers on Good Friday - Happy Easter.

Links
Settlement figures begin to fly as Mel Gibson's wife files for divorce [The Guardian]
Russian Beauty: I am Mel Gibson's lover [NY Post]
Mel Gibson [Wiki]
Mel Gibson [IMDB]

Jamie Foxx apologises to Miley/Hannah

Jamie Foxx, has apologized via yesterday's episode of Jay Leno, to Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana for a radio verbal assault.

"I have a radio show. We're really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn't mean it maliciously. You know I'm a comedian. You know my heart."

Considering I can't always tell the character (Hannah Montana?) and the actress (Miley Cyrus?) apart, who knew Miley isn't her given name? She was born Destiny Hope Cyrus.

Links
Jamie Foxx Apologizes for Crude Miley Cyrus Rant [Fox News]
Jamie Foxx [IMDB]
Jay Leno [IMDB]
Miley Cyrus [Wiki]